So like…
there’s a mute/deaf man in my building, and he never utters a word, he just tries to communicate through sign language. But lately he’s always with this woman who’s constantly giggling, and I hear him trying to make sounds, so I look through the peephole of my door to see who’s making the noise, and he’s touching her butt as they go up the stairs!!! Geez…
OMG! HAHAHA.